Mid-week Updates

Hee, guess you must be curious to find out what happen during my 1st month. Many aunties & uncles came to visit me; some of them actually came with my future playmates.... :)

Introducing first.... my "milk cow"...........

This is me in my new dress..... my mummy buy for me one! :P

The following are photos & video taken of me with me immediate relatives:

The above is my cousin Clarisse Leong carrying me and comforting me with her "metal-sand palm" taught by her mummy, my auntie Carole. Hahahahhaa....

This is granny & me... :)

This is my new toy given to me by my granny. It's a pink musical hippo.... :)

However, all sweet things comes to an end; i am still on medication to cure my phlegm. Here's me being man-handled by my parents with my grandma as accomplice. And here is the picture of the accomplice:

Stay tuned for more updates.... :)

I am ONE month old!

Today is my big day. I thank all who will be coming to my 1st month's gathering. Just before you meet me in person, i have the following photos to share:

My daddy's snoring happens to be music to my ears (like real)


Now to my first "love bite" given to daddy:

One week later....

You must be wondering why i took so long for my next posting..... mummy said i am too long-winded and that no one wants to know my daily eat, sleep and pee-poo routine; day in day out. Hence, i was banned from the comp while my mummy surfed happily on the World Wide Web.

The past week happens to be a miserable week for alot of people, including mummy and daddy. Many have lost $$$ in the financial market; there goes the "ang paos" given to me as savings from my loving relatives.

This week, daddy made a home video for me while i was resting with baby monkey. Enjoy!

Day 14 onwards

Day 14 (onwards - Daddy lost count of the days and Mummy to lazy to count....)

Hi all! I am now 2 weeks old... though i have not grown much (cos i could not get myself measured a home), i felt very much more matured - Daddy said i have pimples growing all over my face.

Friday

Daddy came home late tonight, he went to his fren's new search firm's official opening to congratulate him. He met up with 2 other frenz to cost-share a gift for this special occassion. They met at Taka and bought a bottle of Champagne. While shopping around, daddy spotted a few gifts for me. He MMS mummy to have her views of my gifts; but mummy busy entertaining her frenz who visited her that evening and missed the message. In the end, i got nothing..... so sad.

Saturday

Mummy needs to go to the hospital for review; i followed along even though my appointment was supposed to be on Monday morning. Grandma carried my throughout the drive to the hospital; so you should know who is the free-service TAXI driver.

The PD said that my yellowish condition has improved tremendously. But my ever-so-concern mummy asked so many questions which got the PD quite concern about my well-being. In the end, i was prescribed with at least 5 types of medication, including a "OXY" cream for my forehead.

Daddy had to leave before mummy met her gynae becos he was needed by his students (the students are participating in National Taekwondo Sparring Tournament that afternoon). Mummy will be seeing the gynae in 6 weeks time; I overheard the doctor saying that she wants to speak to mummy about family planning... :P

Sunday

Daddy was up till 2am this morning taking care of me; my hunger & poo needs. Mummy was busy struggling to sleep; not becos of i was too noisy, but becos she was itching badly after application of medication given by the gynae.

Daddy went out at about 8:20am; to Yishun Sports Hall. 4 of his students have matches this morning. He came back home considerably early this afternoon; none of his students qualified for the quarter finals... sigh.....

Today my blog will end here, cos i will be busy keeping my folks on their toes while grandma goes partying with her frenz in the afternoon.

Day 11, 12 & 13

Day 11

I gave mummy a hard time when grandma went shopping in the afternoon. Mummy called daddy to ask if he is taking time off work to go home early; to accompany mummy and me. With daddy's busy work schedule, he could only promise to be back home on time... sigh....

Day 12

Nothing extraordinary happened today besides the usual agenda..... milk, poo, pee, zzz, pee, pee, milk..... etc. Daddy came home in time for his 7pm show on SCV channel 55. After having dinner and watching the Chinese Serial "Snow Mountain Flying Fox", he made his way to Jurong. He was there to gather interest of his TKD trainees on the Sport Chanbara Camp. With little effort, there were 12 immediate participants for the event to be held on 16th September 2007. He was back for my feed at about 11pm.

Day 13

Today Daddy complained that Mummy has not contributed to my blog much. Hey! Mummy is also busy even though she is at home all the time. That's because Mummy is always so busy trying to pump more milk for my endless hunger pangs and not to mention my endless pee (must have output lah since so much input) so Mummy can only do her very best to try to peep in here every now and then.

This morning, Daddy gained another new experience. Sucking my mucus from my nose with his mouth after Granny complained that I seemed to have a blocked nose! And that's before his breakfast! Haha..... wonder if that added any flavor to his coffee???

Granny gave in to her zzz monster in the afternoon and Mummy and Daddy were tasked to clean me up and feed me. Hey! This is family bonding ya know! I missed having Mummy and Daddy fuss over me cos Granny is very strict. I finally get to sleep in Daddy's arms instead of the boring bed. Mummy complained that I'm starting to get spoiled cos now I need the comfort of Mummy's tits to stop my endless crying. Well, that's what happened when pacifier is not given to me. I have my ways still..... Hee....

Before I go back to my dreams, here's wishing all a very Happy National Day.

Day 10 & 11

Day 10

Today is Sunday; Daddy was supposed to have a basketball session with his frenz, but he session was cancelled due to low turn out. Since grandma wanted to go out with her frenz to do some shopping. Mummy and daddy was tasked to take care of me in the afternoon.

While i was sleeping, daddy decided to make a trip to Great World to buy a "Thank You" card for Auntie Ying Ying; Auntie Ying Ying bought me a gold pendant with "Minnie Mouse" Design. Daddy bought some soy bean cakes and soy bean milk for mummy. By the time daddy came home, it was time for my feed.

My usual routine is to sleep, eat and poo & pee. To create some excitement in the afternoon, i decided to poo on daddy instead of having him pick up after me. Daddy should thank me for not squirting pee on top of my poo.... ahahha.. They say poo = gold = good luck. I am giving my daddy extremely good fortune! :P

Day 11

Today is a slow day. After visiting my PD at 10am where the PD said my condition improved slightly, I went home to mummy to milk her the second time for the day. Daddy went to work early in the morning, hence grandma accompanied me to visit the PD instead.

I missed pooing on daddy. :) Instead of missing out on my fun, i decided to exercise my royal rights in bestowing my royal "output" on mummy. However, my super intelligent mummy read my thoughts so well that i did not manage to get any of my poo on her. Humph!

Daddy came home at about 7:10pm when I was still sleeping. By the time i woke up, daddy was again missing. Mummy said daddy went for his TKD class; but he will be back by 10pm tonight to accompany me.

You might find it interesting that i dun talk about my time with mummy as much as daddy. That's becos daddy asisted me in punching the content on this blog while mummy gets milked....... :P

Day 8 & 9

Day 8

Uncle James Chan told daddy that my blog was not updated for the past 2 days. I am only a baby, give me a break can? :) Anyway, the highlight of the day was when i poo on Grandma; her bermudas was stained with my yellow poo.... hahahhahhah.... Mummy was busy pumping and laughing away....

Daddy was sick today, thus he did not go TKD training. He napped till 9:30pm after reaching home from work at about 7:30pm. After a late dinner at almost 12am, he pat me to sleep till 2am, Saturday morning, when i started whining for milk..... Grandma said my timing for milk is more accurate than an alarm clock!

By the way, when can i get a manicure or pedicure?

Day 9

Daddy went out early this morning to Jurong to receive my new bed. The new bed cost $299; mummy paid for it. :) Mummy and grandma took turns to take care of me. The reason why they took turns was becos they took turns to receive massage from an awesomely voluptuous masseur.

Daddy returned to town by 1:30pm, he bought lunch on his way back; it was "Ham & Pineapple Baked Rice"..... Yum yum, too bad, i am too little to eat adults' food. But i added some flavour to his lunch with my pee..... it soaked thru his shorts..... :p

In the evening, daddy was also asked to pick up some "gold"...... at the same time when he had dinner....... life is so fun!

I have some new pictures to share:

Day 6 & 7

These two days passed so quickly.... :)

Day 6

Daddy took half day from work to visit a "Master" for my chinese name. It was finally decided to have my chinese name as 黄诗颖. Granny said that the last character sounds the same as my elder cousin Clarisse in cantonese.

Daddy was not with me tonight; Daddy went home to accompany Granny who is alone at home. Mummy and Grandma took turns to take care of me; I made them work HARD.... ahahahha.... While mummy fed me, grandma caught a few winks; when mummy rest, grandma changed my diapers..... and this went on and on.......

Day 7

Daddy went to work for a full day today; though i still cannot recognise faces, i do miss daddy. :)

I puked milk and poo many times today. Mummy and grandma were worried sick; Daddy was tasked to send me to hospital soon after he reached home. As Granny and Auntie Carole was on the way visit me, daddy took a free ride to the hospital. As the daily consultation hours were over, i was sent to the emergency dept.

After taking my temperature, i waited impatiently for the doctor to see me. As i was hungry, granny fed me with milk daddy prepared in advance. The nurse attending to me asked daddy to fill in my particulars on a form; Daddy was pretty disturbed when asked of my occupation..... then daddy said that my occupation was a "Milk Sucker"; the nurses, granny and auntie Carole laughed. Daddy, I am no "Milk Sucker"; I merely functioned as a "Milk Pump", where the output accidentally went into my tummy. Hee....

After checking me out (i very pretty you know?), the doctor said that there was nothing wrong with me. It was only the effects of eating breast milk that results me to puke milk and poo more often. However, the doctor also mentioned if there were further problems, i should be admitted for observations. Since i will be seeing my PD tomorrow, daddy decides to bring me home first. Before i left the hospital, i poo another time...

Auntie Carole dropped daddy back home while i slept soundly in his arms....... :)

Day 4 & 5

Day 4:

After spending an extra day at the nursery, my "condition" improved and the nurses calle mummy to bring me home. But mummy cannot leave home while on confinement, thus daddy and grandma went to fetch me home.

Today is my first day at home, alot of things are new to me; though i could not recognise anything at all (except "mummy cow"). There were alot of vistors, young and old, discussing different ways of taking care of me. But mummy cried alot today; daddy said it was becos of "generation & cultural difference in practices". Do you know what he mean?

Day 5:

Daddy and Mummy have been taking care of me the whole night; cos i shitted at least 4 times and wee wee all night long. Ahahaha.... I am so enjoying myself...... being pampered just like a princess. Daddy says that he has not wiped "poo poo" for any female except me; so virgin........

Mummy has been trying to take a picture of me smiling since i came home, finally my moments of joy in "Zzzz-Land" was captured by daddy. Daddy also bathed me for the first time today after his visit to the doctor for his cough. He spent more than $60 on the consultation, but he would have to spent more on me very soon...... Hee.....

As mummy was checking her 4D slips, she realised that she won $8. Sigh.... This is like peanuts to the "angbao" i received. :P Anyway, daddy will be back to work tomorrow, but he will be back early in the afternoon to have my chinese name sorted out. :)

Here are some pictures taken yesterday and today:

Day 3

Today was the 1st time i got naked in front of a crowd of aunties whom i do not know; i was "volunteered" to be the bathing model by mummy. The nurse who bathed me did a good job; bathing me and massaging me at the same time. The bath was so enjoyable that i fell asleep soon after. Daddy video the whole process... hee hee...

However, i could not go home with daddy and mummy today as the nurses discovered i got a mild "condition", hence i was again placed naked, under UV lights to "correct" my condition. This also mean that i cannot milk my "supply" tonight. sigh, yet another day of formula milk. By the ay, i actually look quite "HOT" with my pampers and customised shades baking under the UV lights (too bad, daddy never take any pictures).

Day 2 - Part 2

Yeah.... mummy found my mittens this afternoon; but soiled by my saliva. Hence, mummy requested daddy to drive back to Jurong to collect new ones bought for me by my Granny.

By the way, i was given many jabs and also went for hearing test. The nurses said i behaved well and the results were okay.

Today, many people visited me; including mummy's frez, colleagues and relatives. Clarisse, my elder cousin, was here and jealous of me when her mum, Carole, carried me in her arms.... Hee.. aren't i popular?

Being a hungry baby, i hung on to mummy for more than 90 mins for my milk milk this evening; until mummy cried for help (she resorted to calling the nurses to her rescue). Hence, i was again deprived of my family time with her and daddy tonight. :(

oh, i will be leaving the hospital for home tomorrow. Yeah!

Day 2 - Part 1

Today is a rainy day. I am very hungry becos mummy didn’t let me have my fill yesterday night. Daddy said I suck till mummy left breast swollen. Hee…. That’s baby power ok! I am enjoying every moment I have with the “supply”, though not much yet. :)

Mummy said my nails are very long; of course! I never got to do manicure like mummy you know?!? Hence, I inevitably scratched myself on both cheeks. By the way, I have been robbed; my “Mummy’s Gems” mittens are missing after last night at the nursery!

Daddy say I might have poot poot cos I have yellow stain on my pampers… :P

My First Post

I am Andrea Ng - Daughter of Calvin Ng & Daphne Phoeng

This is my first posting since arriving on earth. My daddy took some pictures of mummy prior to my arrival; all the way thru to my coming to earth. Here is mummy's delivery itenary:

8:00am - Arrival at Raffles Hospital
9:00am - Sodomised by nurses to clear mummy's bowels
10:00am - Dr Thong came in to prick mummy's waterbag (3-4cm dilated)
11:30am - Manager of Raffles Hospital came in to pay mummy a visit
12:05pm - Mummy asked for gas, but dissuaded by daddy to endure a little more
12:30pm - Lunch arrived, but too painful to eat, daddy fed mummy
1:00pm - Mummy finished only 30% of food; daddy going for lunch
1:15pm - Mummy asked for laughing gas, high away to LALA land
1:30pm - Mummy asked for massage on back
1:45pm - Pain is bad, mummy almost tore daddy's t-shirt off (USD75 Polo Ralph)
2:55pm - Mummy asked for Epidural, but anesthetist not ard, gotta wait
3:15pm - Dr Thong came and said 3hours more to go
4:05pm - Anesthetist came, administered Epidural, pain gone
4:15pm - Mummy lower body numbed, nurse inserted a piping to drain out wee wee (now about 6cm dilated)
5:25pm - Mummy has reached about 8-9cm dilation, nurse contacted Dr Thong for delivery
5:55pm - Dr Thong arrived; mummy prepared for pushing
6:20pm - After pushing for half hour, Andrea arrived to Earth :)

Pictures speak a thousand words:

Additional image removed due to "Over-exposure"

Will start my next posting soon. Stay tuned........