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Friday, February 29, 2008

Kudos to all parents!

POSITION:
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging
permanent work in an
often chaotic environment.

Candidates must possess excellent communication
and organizational skills and be willing to work
variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends
and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.

Some overnight travel required, including trips to
primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!

Travel expenses not reimbursed.
Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life.
Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily,
until someone needs $5.

Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to
go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.

Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,
such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets
and stuck zippers.

Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and
coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings
for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.

Must be willing to be indispensable one minute,
an embarrassment the next.

Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for
the quality of the end product.

Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and
janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:
None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills,
so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis..

WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
Get this! You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because
of the assumption that college will help them
become financially independent.

When you die, you give them whatever is left.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that
you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS:
While no health or dental insurance, no pension,
no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and
no stock options are offered;
this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love,
and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right..

Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis,
letting them know they are appreciated
for the fabulous job they do ... or forward with love
to anyone thinking of applying for the job.

** AND A FOOTNOTE?

THERE IS NO RETIREMENT -- EVER!!! **

If you are fortunate enough you will become grandparents!

Monday, February 25, 2008

My Heritage

Mummy came across this site that was able to tell if i resemble Mummy or Daddy more. Well, it turns out that i am exactly 50% of Mummy and 50% of Daddy. Have fun!

MyHeritage: Look-alike Meter - Family history - Last names

Friday, February 22, 2008

New Blog Site

Hee.....

Daddy just set up a new blog site for me to sell Baby's Fashion. He is proud of the image he created as follow:


He was up till 4:30am in the morning (while Mummy was busy pushing horns!) to complete the "Magnificent" art piece. Pls give a round of applauses to Daddy! ;D

You can start stocking up baby's wear from this new web @ http://babyscloset.blogspot.com today!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Baby's Fashion - Clearance Sale (Authentic)


I am getting into the biz of selling Baby's Fashion. All new BRANDED clothings with original tags. Pls click on the picture above to visit my Baby's Closet album!

Pls visit often as i will update with new designs regularly..... until i get my personal business webpage... ;P

Aunties & Uncles pls support okay? Thanks! :D

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Itchy Fingers

Dunno why this post came at this point of time... guess Daddy decided that i should come clean on my bad deeds before christmas 2008...

On CNY's eve, Daddy and i made our trip on foot (while i was sitting comfortably i my BMW) to Centrepoint from Grandma's apartment on River Valley Close. While waiting for Mummy milking herself, Daddy kept himself busy by cleaning & feeding me at the top floor of Centrepoint Shopping Centre. Being a workaholic like Mummy and Daddy, i worked hard adding my little touch of floral arrangement creativity on a pot of plant near to the bench where we sitted.

I am proud to present my latest creation... Botanic Destructo! :P

Monday, February 11, 2008

My 1st Lunar New Year


Time flies, I am 2 years old in the lunar calendar now... funny right?

This is my 1st official year collecting Ang Baos during Chinese New Year even though Mummy collected on my behalf when i was still in her tummy. But I am unhappy that one particular Aunt/Uncle from my Granny side forgotten about me.... cos i had one less Ang Bao from them this year.

Mummy said that i should be contented and not pursue the issue cos it may only be $4 worth anyway. No point getting all flustered over small money... hee.... mummy rich rich leh..... Daddy on the other hand volunteered to top up $4 into my CNY pot. :D


Nevertheless, this is a fruitful year & i wish for many fruitful years to come! :D

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

New Videos

To prove my efficiency over my parents, i have decided to add another 2 videos to entertain my fans.... here comes Andrea in Action!



Disappointing Adults

Not that i wanna complaint, but i think i have the most ADORABLE parents in the universe. Daddy & Mummy started off updating my blog on a daily basis, then weekly and now, coming close to only once a month. Sigh.... Such a disappointment!

To kick off this entree, i decided to show you my 1st crawl caught on video. :)



Since i am merely a six month old baby, i shall cut short this blogging thingy with some great pictures + a great ringtone for download!