I am Andrea Ng - Daughter of Calvin Ng & Daphne Phoeng
This is my first posting since arriving on earth. My daddy took some pictures of mummy prior to my arrival; all the way thru to my coming to earth. Here is mummy's delivery itenary:
8:00am - Arrival at Raffles Hospital
9:00am - Sodomised by nurses to clear mummy's bowels
10:00am - Dr Thong came in to prick mummy's waterbag (3-4cm dilated)
11:30am - Manager of Raffles Hospital came in to pay mummy a visit
12:05pm - Mummy asked for gas, but dissuaded by daddy to endure a little more
12:30pm - Lunch arrived, but too painful to eat, daddy fed mummy
1:00pm - Mummy finished only 30% of food; daddy going for lunch
1:15pm - Mummy asked for laughing gas, high away to LALA land
1:30pm - Mummy asked for massage on back
1:45pm - Pain is bad, mummy almost tore daddy's t-shirt off (USD75 Polo Ralph)
2:55pm - Mummy asked for Epidural, but anesthetist not ard, gotta wait
3:15pm - Dr Thong came and said 3hours more to go
4:05pm - Anesthetist came, administered Epidural, pain gone
4:15pm - Mummy lower body numbed, nurse inserted a piping to drain out wee wee (now about 6cm dilated)
5:25pm - Mummy has reached about 8-9cm dilation, nurse contacted Dr Thong for delivery
5:55pm - Dr Thong arrived; mummy prepared for pushing
6:20pm - After pushing for half hour, Andrea arrived to Earth :)
9:00am - Sodomised by nurses to clear mummy's bowels
10:00am - Dr Thong came in to prick mummy's waterbag (3-4cm dilated)
11:30am - Manager of Raffles Hospital came in to pay mummy a visit
12:05pm - Mummy asked for gas, but dissuaded by daddy to endure a little more
12:30pm - Lunch arrived, but too painful to eat, daddy fed mummy
1:00pm - Mummy finished only 30% of food; daddy going for lunch
1:15pm - Mummy asked for laughing gas, high away to LALA land
1:30pm - Mummy asked for massage on back
1:45pm - Pain is bad, mummy almost tore daddy's t-shirt off (USD75 Polo Ralph)
2:55pm - Mummy asked for Epidural, but anesthetist not ard, gotta wait
3:15pm - Dr Thong came and said 3hours more to go
4:05pm - Anesthetist came, administered Epidural, pain gone
4:15pm - Mummy lower body numbed, nurse inserted a piping to drain out wee wee (now about 6cm dilated)
5:25pm - Mummy has reached about 8-9cm dilation, nurse contacted Dr Thong for delivery
5:55pm - Dr Thong arrived; mummy prepared for pushing
6:20pm - After pushing for half hour, Andrea arrived to Earth :)
Pictures speak a thousand words:
Additional image removed due to "Over-exposure"
Will start my next posting soon. Stay tuned........
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